Hello everybody:
Here are a few limericks I wrote the other day:
There once was a girl who played Tennis
Who to her opponent was a menace
She played an amazing serve
That tended to swerve
And make her opponent grimace
The theses proposed by Lenin
Collectivisation by Stalin
All compiled into History
Which is such a huge mystery
About which my friend is mopin'
The first one came out when I was thinking about one of my best friends (who happens to play tennis) and the second one, when i was studying for my history paper.